Lincoln-Way West

High school in New Lenox, IL., gets destroyed by Lincoln-Way East at practically every sport, located in the most boring town in all of existence, look out any window and you’re guaranteed to see a cornfield.

P1: Did you hear about Lincoln-Way West’s football game against East?
P2: Yeah. They lost again.

by fiestaflamingo March 7, 2021

Bogan Limo

A city bus that transports Bogans to their destination for low costs because they are poor. Generally on a Bogan Limo, there is about 80% of Bogans overall.

Bob (Bogan): I gotta use the city bus.
Stan (white): Oh, you mean a Bogan Limo?

by Morgan Krienke July 9, 2010

Half Lincoln

When you are trying to give someone an Abe Lincoln (dropping a load on a girls chin, spreading it from ear to ear and sprinkling it with fresh cut pubic hair) but for some reason you can't complete the task.

Ie; lack of pubic hair or girl wakes up after load is shot.

Jay: "Yo bro, I went to bust out the Abe Lincoln on that skank I brought home last night, but the bitch pulled back and wiped her chin after I dropped my baby batter. Just another half Lincoln."

Kevin: "You sneaky son of a bitch, haha. Don't worry man, there is always next time. I recommend keeping a bag of cut pubes on the nightstand to avoid any delay."

by Kelowna Jay June 23, 2011

Abe Lincolned

To get one tapped in the back of the head.

Damn bro smoke just Abe Lincolned Ash.

by SaximusPrime April 23, 2020

Limo Ride

One hand jerking off the penis (the driver) and all five digits on the other hand inserted, or fisted in the anus (passengers), and the recipients screaming in pain or pleasure (the asshole hollering out the sunroof for attention)!! Everyone else looking on enviously!!

I really made a scene at the party last night when I gave Tiny a Limo Ride, I made him a star!

by Tooncez April 28, 2010

Lincoln Drinkin'

To buy/get intoxicated off of alcohol on which you spent $5 or less, usually for college students that have nearly blown their booze budget.

"Shit, I spent almost all of my money on that Gentleman Jack. I guess I'll be Lincoln Drinkin' until payday. Again."

by Insomnia Kids October 6, 2011

indian limo

The city bus.

welfare wagon retard rocket loser cruiser indian limo

by pr0n_j3r3my April 3, 2009