John: "Wow, I don't get this, it's so lazy crazy!"
John: "wtf. im so confused they typed that this is this that.that is so lazy crazy"
John: "wtf. im so confused they typed that this is this that.that is so lazy crazy"
by beccab00 June 12, 2009

Nipples that are usually inverted or dont stick out. Also nipples that take forever to get hard and dont stay stimulated.
by nuts4every1 August 12, 2011

NOUN: That pesky ploom of gas that just sits in your belly for extended periods of time, without the motivation to exit. You can't really push it out until it's good and ready to blossom into a fart on it's own.
"Man, I've had the "lazy gas" all day. I'm gonna blow out my o-ring if I keep trying to push it out!"
by Mike & Ron August 4, 2007

by sandness March 6, 2011

One who doesn't do anything to add to a sexual experience. The only thing he lifts is his prick. Then wonders why female can't cum.
by Wisewillow August 18, 2019

by ZDBray December 18, 2014

Typically inhabited by fat, lazy bums who are in their upper 30s and 40s and still live in their parents houses. These men (100% male population) are often found in an easy chair or recliner with a small hybiscus plant that grows Cheetos, and secretes a beer like substance within easy reaching distance. The TV is constantly tuned to Star Trek or all day Bond marathons. They are quick to respond to another's comment that incorrectly portrays their obsession, and will often break into rants even without anyone being present.
by Fnaa August 17, 2006
