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Lazy Crazy

The word crazy added to lazy.

How people named John describe situations beyond their understanding.
John: "Wow, I don't get this, it's so lazy crazy!"
John: "wtf. im so confused they typed that this is this that.that is so lazy crazy"
by beccab00 June 12, 2009
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lazy nipples

Nipples that are usually inverted or dont stick out. Also nipples that take forever to get hard and dont stay stimulated.
That hoe was lame as fuck she had some lazy nipples.
by nuts4every1 August 12, 2011
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lazy gas

NOUN: That pesky ploom of gas that just sits in your belly for extended periods of time, without the motivation to exit. You can't really push it out until it's good and ready to blossom into a fart on it's own.
"Man, I've had the "lazy gas" all day. I'm gonna blow out my o-ring if I keep trying to push it out!"
by Mike & Ron August 4, 2007
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Lazy HJ

The act of receiving a handjob while being passed out or asleep.
Brock got drunk the other night, he passed out and my girlfriend gave him a lazy hj and he woke up.
by sandness March 6, 2011
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Lazy Lover

One who doesn't do anything to add to a sexual experience. The only thing he lifts is his prick. Then wonders why female can't cum.
Nan is a bed potato when we fuck. Cum? Yeah, he's a lazy lover. Boring!
by Wisewillow August 18, 2019
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Lazy Bones

An adjective used to describe when one is too tired to be bored and yet too bored to be tired.
by ZDBray December 18, 2014
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Lazy Land

Typically inhabited by fat, lazy bums who are in their upper 30s and 40s and still live in their parents houses. These men (100% male population) are often found in an easy chair or recliner with a small hybiscus plant that grows Cheetos, and secretes a beer like substance within easy reaching distance. The TV is constantly tuned to Star Trek or all day Bond marathons. They are quick to respond to another's comment that incorrectly portrays their obsession, and will often break into rants even without anyone being present.
Trekkies only come out of Lazy Land in order to CosPlay their way through another set of clothes.
by Fnaa August 17, 2006
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