laterage

To be outraged by a really old news article or long dead forum thread.

"I'm totally outraged by this article about women not being able to vote that I found on Reddit!"
"Dude that's so laterage, that article's dated 1914"

by Gymnophoria November 21, 2014

lateral pounding

coming at her from the side while fucking the shit out of your girl

It wasn't from behind, it wasn't missionary either, John was straight giving her a lateral pounding

by T-B0NE July 7, 2016

Laser Lock

A Laserdisc (laser Video Disc, Laser Vision Video Disc, Discovision, etc.)manufacturing error in which a foreign object, like dust or dirt, makes its way onto the aluminum core of the disc before the protective layer is put on, rendering certain parts of the disc unplayable. Essentially, the laser does not know where to go when the object blocks the groove. The playback on a disc infected with laser lock depends on being either a Standard Play or Extended Play disc. Laser Lock can usually be skipped over on a Standard play disc, but an Extended Play disc is not as easy to skip and you might not be able to play a lot of what's not infected. On a Standard Play disc, the footage will reverse or skip to another area on the disc. The screen of an extended play disc will turn the same grey that is shown when skipping, but it will stay that way until the laser can find its way back to a clear groove. This is most common with the earliest Discs from the MCA Discovision discs made in the late 70's.

Me: "Hey! The screen just turned gray, Harold did you press skip again?"
Harold: "No, I don't even have the remote"
Me: "*sigh*, its probably just laser lock, see if you can get to the next chapter"

by cheese tips March 22, 2017

Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.

"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"

by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020

Laser Lettuce

Slang for Marijuana

"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"

by 420BlazeIt360NoScope April 24, 2020

Lastrinsticate

When you go into a mental breakdown and it ends in you making a new word.

Last night I lastrinsticated and came up with the word "lastrinsticate"

by Ton_The_Hungry November 27, 2022

dick laser

A term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis.

George's dick laser annihilated Gertrude the Lesbian Hooker.

by DinoTron January 14, 2014