Lasagna

Its baked and some fat orange cat eats it. Italians do too.

GARFIELD! Why did you cause a global food shortage?
I thought everything was made of lasagna.

by mchow December 15, 2023

i require lasagna

garfielf sais dis

bullets dont work jonh
i require lasagna

by babithot June 12, 2019

Bitch Lasagna

The most viewed PewDiePie song on Spotify and disses TSeries Perfectly

Hey TSeries, lookin' hungry for drama, here, let me serve you bitch Lasagna!

by CurryInMaVeins February 23, 2021

Lasagna

Technically an ingredient.

“Make some lasagna grilled cheeses”

by Awesomesaucemixer April 9, 2019

Dirty Lasagna

Used as an expression when you and your Hot flatmate share a dinner, smash back a bottle of wine and then have sex.

Me and Emily had a dirty lasagna last night!

by EvanFromSuperbad90 November 5, 2021

Ganja Lasagna

A great Lasagna meal. It ain't normal Lasagna. It is pot Lasagna. Lasagna with weed. Delicious.

"How many weed do we have?"
"Enough for a Ganja Lasagna😏

by ganjalasagna March 25, 2019

Lasagna Dipping

A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).

It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021