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Nicholas Lasagna

Nick can usually be found hanging out with any girl who's at least 3 inches shorter than him because he's a freshmen and this is the only way he can try to pick on people smaller than him to feel big. Also he swears he's not compensating for anything.
*when someone yanks on your backpack* bro, I thought I just got Nicholas lasagna-ed for a second
by biggymcmac October 18, 2017
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bitch lasagna

a lasagna filled with you guessed it, bitch meat
A : Let's get kebab.
B: I'd rather get bitch lasagna.
by yourhighnessthief August 20, 2022
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Lasagna

a sex position where 5 or more people lie on top of eachother and give eachother oral sex
“Yo me and some friends made a lasagna last night. Things got real freaky
by testicle mary July 5, 2018
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shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.
Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.
by FritzFantom September 28, 2022
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Lasagna

When you think you are done wiping but take another shit and wipe again. The layers constitute a Lasagna.
A just went to the bathroom for poo but it was a lasagna.
Lasagna is the opposite of a perfect.
by G_spot_3 March 27, 2020
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Lasagna

Garfield: “John, get me my fucking lasagna before I eat Odie instead.”
by Leonk11 February 9, 2025
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Lasagna King

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.
Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022
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