lasagna

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more

i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Lasagna

When a woman gets around so much that the lips of her vagina can be folded over each other like lasagna.

Guy: Dude, your girlfriend is such a whore she got the lasagna.

by TheNewWorld May 26, 2015

Lasagna

What is made when you sleep with a girl on her period cum inside. When you see the blood and cum mixed in the folds, then you know you’ve made lasagna. Extra points if the girl’s Italian!

Dude, Becky was on her period last night but we did it anyway. I’ve never made lasagna that looked that good before.

by Penguincakemarconi October 27, 2025

i require lasagna

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by babithot June 12, 2019

shower-lasagna

The act of two greasy, hairy Italians going at it in a motel shower.

Did you hear? Since Mikie broke up with Stacy it's been non stop shower-lasagnas for him.

by Johnnyjuice May 30, 2019

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021

Lasagna

Technically an ingredient.

“Make some lasagna grilled cheeses”

by Awesomesaucemixer April 9, 2019