Turd locked

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

by izayo102 January 10, 2013

Lock Haven

The city of Lock Haven is the county seat of Clinton County, in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania. Located near the confluence of the West Branch Susquehanna River and Bald Eagle Creek, At the 2000 census, Lock Haven's population was 9,149. Built on a site long favored by pre-European peoples, Lock Haven began in 1833 as a timber town and a haven for loggers, boatmen, and other travelers on the river or the canal. A light-aircraft factory, a college, and a paper mill, and many more smaller enterprises are present in Lock Haven. A levee or as it is called in Lock Haven "the Dyke", completed in 1995, protects the city from further flooding. While industry remains important to the city, about a third of Lock Haven's workforce is employed in education, health care, or social services.

Some words of advice: A lot of the men and woman in Lock Haven are back stabbers and nosy cunts.

"I am from Lock Haven, but I am not an asshole like most the others that live there"
"Lock Haven was flooded really bad in what we call The flood of 1972"

"Most the people in Lock haven are addicted to some type of drug. Even teachers and child social workers"

by Shadow_Assassin August 11, 2016

thot locked

When you put a thot on blast by telling her where she is in life.

Dang gurl she just got thot locked.

by Gobestar June 26, 2014

Rusty Lock

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and there is another guy having anal sex with him at the same time.

Man, the other night Ron and Yonnie gave Kassandra a hard Rusty Lock.

by G-Rad January 16, 2008

land-locked

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection

Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.

by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014

Cock Lock

When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.

I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess I’ll just have to use the cock lock again.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

fire lock

As in, "to be under fire lock." A word used to describe a person who is experiencing the momentary stun one feels at the first blare of a fire alarm.

Seriously, how are you supposed to act calm in an emergency when you seize up and start bleeding from your ears?

*Someone blows out a match in the storeroom, fire alarm sounds*

"Holy shit! I think Jim's heart just stopped!"

*covering ears* "Nah bro, that fuckin' fire alarm just put him under fire lock."

by Gran Torino April 22, 2011