lmao

Laughing My Ass/Anus Off. Once online, a guy was chatting when he told another guy a joke. He replied: LMAO! The next day he was found dead at his keyboard, his ass was never found...

Did you see Donald Trump? He just flipped that the wall between the US and Mexico wasn't gonna be built!

lmao

by AVeryGoodPerson May 13, 2018

lmao

laughing my anxiety off

my boyfriend broke up with me
lmao

by g0th b01 December 15, 2018

LMAO

Let's
Make
A(Terrorist)
Organization

Hey dude, LMAO

by eflhughfpguhrpgui4hpgi94hgprui March 26, 2020

Jordy Laforge

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.

Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."

by billebllunt May 14, 2014

this is random lmao

this is random

this is random lmao, but support shuichism

by kiddywinkles#1596 on discord June 3, 2021

lmaocopter

The lmao version of the roflcopter
usually used in chatrooms to show that you are more than lmao-ing

guy1: my dog died
guy2: lmao
guy1: from AIDS
guy2: LMAOCOPTER!!!!!

by muhlio November 19, 2007

LMAO

As you have read, it means Laughing My Ass Off, but what has NOT been explained is the origin. Laughing is supposed to be the best medicine, but it is also the best exercise. Well, behind sex and walking. Anyways, if you laugh, you lose weight, hence laughing your ass off.

Sara- I LMAO-ed so much last night I think I lost weight! Thanks so much sweetie!
Joe- Ya, I was hoping you would.
Sara- *GASP* *SLAP* WE ARE THROUGH!
Joe- I was jk!!!!!! LMAO
Sara- NOT FUNNY JOE!
Joe- *snickers*
Sara- I hate you.
Joe- Wanna do it? You'll lose those last 5 pounds...
Sara- .... Fine. But JUST this once!

by Laughomatic February 28, 2010