Lasagna Beef

The specific beef inside of lasagna

Let's go get the lasagna beef from the store.

by Kashoot yourself April 23, 2019

Lasagna

When you think you are done wiping but take another shit and wipe again. The layers constitute a Lasagna.

A just went to the bathroom for poo but it was a lasagna.
Lasagna is the opposite of a perfect.

by G_spot_3 March 27, 2020

Lasagna Effect

Tastes better the next day
Food
Sex
Drank

Bro she had that Lasagna Effect in the mornin'

by MEOWZONES April 13, 2023

Lasagna King

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.

Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”

by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022

Bitch Lasagna

The most viewed PewDiePie song on Spotify and disses TSeries Perfectly

Hey TSeries, lookin' hungry for drama, here, let me serve you bitch Lasagna!

by CurryInMaVeins February 23, 2021

Wet Lasagna

Ejaculating inside of a sweaty, overweight, woman on her period. (Preferably of Italian descent).

“Yo man, I cooked this messy wet Lasagna last night with Francesca”
“I added so much ricotta in this sweet, hot, Wet Lasagna last night”
“A wet lasagna betwixt the sheets is so fucking hot”

by Is_this_a_trap? August 15, 2025

lasagna wave

the act of sexual gratification derived by expensive audio products

Zeos popped a lasagna wave after donning Stax L700 Earspeakers.

by Monsieur E May 22, 2018