kitchen table talk

A discussion between family (e.g. cousins) or close friends at a table or other private setting, where the two (or more) of you can have completely open, often deep, conversation. The key to kitchen table talk is the ability to throw the dirtiest shade, talk shit, and spill piping hot tea, that would not be typically be acceptable in every day society.

What happens at the kitchen table, stays at the kitchen table.

Girl 1: This is going to sound really shady, but...
Girl 2: It's okay girl, this is kitchen table talk.

by TheRealRoommate December 18, 2018

Gorge Country Kitchen

Violently plowing a girl in the doggystyle position while eating a basket of chicken fingers and fries off of her back and smoking a joint.

Drew: "What did you do last night?"

Billy: "I gave Virginia the gorge country kitchen!"

Drew: "You greasy caveman"

by Tyler 69 August 28, 2014

Kurdi Kurse of Kitchener

When you meet two girls in kitchener with your friend and you both get laid. Then after the following years, the result becomes a curse, hindering and/or allowing you to either get a lot of girls or none.

Yo, I banged some young thottis from kitchener, i hope i dont get the kurdi kurse of kitchener.

by 6ft4 jacked rat May 28, 2017

Put the chair in the kitchen

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011

emotional rape kitchen

Where rape is baked that is used to rape your emotions after a particularly difficult emotional or mental occurrence.

The place inside your head where your emotion's get raped.

After losing my job and seeing my boss jizz on my gf's face, I knew I was having a bad day, but it was hearing that my mother died that put me in the emotional rape kitchen.

by PhillySurferDude August 5, 2010

Marijuana Kitchen Culture

Drugs and debauchery in today´s professional kitchens.
Chefs getting high on marijuana.
Also known as haute stoner cuisine.
Restaurants created specially for the tastes of the slightly stoned chef.

"What an astonishing flavour! I must congratulate the chef; so creative"

Yeah, he must be deep into Marijuana Kitchen Culture.

by rperazag May 20, 2010

Country Kitchen Buffet

It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.

"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park

by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004