cooter kick

see cunt punt

I gave the bitch a swift cooter kick.

by japhet November 14, 2003

jump kick

the solution to every problem

teacher: Johny, what is 4+4
Johny: ...JUMP KICK

by Pinoyboy22 February 2, 2007

sweet kicks

nice shoes

You have sweet kicks - meaning you have nice shoes

by naxxx January 23, 2009

kicking ass

a great career attitude for those with enough nerve to do it

Today at the office I kicked my co-worker's ass for not doing his job right. My boss saw me, but I kicked his ass before he could speak. He was about to fire me, so I kicked his ass some more, and got a promotion instead.

by RayX September 15, 2005

Kicked in the nuts

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.

(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

by martimer/marv June 7, 2005

kick in the balls

When a person (usually a woman, but men can too) strikes a male's testicles with their foot, resulting in the kickee being immobilized by pain and possibly sterilizing or emmasculating him.

Wendy was tired of his cheating so she gave him a devastating kick in the balls

by Sam E82 August 31, 2007

kick of the ass

When a new piece of equipment is so good and so cutting edge that the term state of the art doesn't do it any justice.

Check out this kick of the ass warp core I built in my shed

These new 10,000 microfarad flux capacitors are really kick of the ass. Back in my day they didn't even have 100uF ones

by towel404 December 26, 2009