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Kelsey

Kelsey is someone you don’t wanna call your father. Kelsey is what you call a “sperm donor.” Kelsey is a bastard, piece of shit and a pathological liar and a MF that likes to gaslight people. Kelsey tends to break a lot of hearts and give people trust issues.
Ex. Kelsey- never paid child’s support

Ex. Kelsey- all talk no action

Ex. Kelsey- always makes you think your the bad person but in reality your not
by Hdubbs May 23, 2022
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Kelsey

Kesley is an amazing and nice girl, she is funny and thinks her best friend is a cool girl. She is very sensible and needs a while to figure out feelings. Kelsey is loyal and kind to everyone. She is beautiful and stunning. She stands her ground and is the bestest best friend to have. If you have her, your lucky.
Guy: That girl seems nice.
Girl: Yeh she is, her name is Kelsey.
by Dankmemes.xdddd April 16, 2020
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Kelsey

A smart well rounded girl, typically with hazel eyes. Often drinking and being drunk. Has an internet addiction and is often very skinny. Hypochondriac, and drama queen.
Wow look, it’s Kelsey.
by Stacey Cockwarmer November 13, 2021
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Kelsey

A woman, typically a white woman, that hates all men and tries to falsely accuse them of rape all the time. They hate men because they have never been approached by one. Most of the men they accuse the most of are black because 1). they desire them the most and 2). the black community has naturally higher crime rates, so it is easier to falsely accuse them and get the outcome they want. Unironically, sexual harassment and assault crimes are actually led demographically by white men, not black men. Kelseys are typically physically very unattractive, having noticeable imperfections in their faces like a large chin, wide cheekbones, or extra face skin, which is ultimately the reason for their disposition.
Malik St. Hilaire's college football career was derailed after he was accused of rape by Nikki Yovino. - Title of Youtube video

Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
by Hamburger harold November 9, 2021
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Kelsey

Kelsey is a very beautiful and unique girl. She loves you for you, not for anything you have or can provide. She’ll stick with through everything even if she’s mad at you. And most importantly, she’s mine.
Who are you dating?
I’m dating my perfect Kelsey.
by Jujhhhhgfhytg July 17, 2022
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