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No Jizz June

Similar to No Nut November, but it takes place after the event. Only the truest form of gods seek to complete it. The rules are as follows:

Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.

Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.
Friend: 'Yo bro, did you hear about No Jizz June? Apparently if you complete you get the power of the Mighty Jizz.'
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T
by GreatProphetBill November 2, 2018
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jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.
I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.
by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016
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pre-jizz

Billy: My pre-jizz is making my cock go smoothly

Cindy: Yes I love it
by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014
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jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved
Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane
by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021
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Jizz Ticket

When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.
Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.
by Brown3yw July 5, 2011
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jizz smile

the face that a girl makes while taking a load, pretending to be happy but still pulling back each time a rope hits the target.
Pauli was really making a jizz smile as i creamed in her eyes
by nightman10 June 5, 2011
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Mr Jizz

A fiction character that has superpowers that lets him blow a massive load every minute. He's a very attractive Caucasian/African/Asian
I see that Mr Jizz blew a massive load on Jessica
by Mr Jizz 2.0 October 14, 2019
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