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Jizz-wad

A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.
jizz-wad , fucked, dick
by Thirdtimesacharm September 6, 2010
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Jizz Overload

when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'
After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload

What.... all over your computer?

Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me
by Jaye Bombed August 9, 2010
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jizz fuzz

The fuzz that accumulates on old cum stains
Ewww dude look at that bandana..its got jizz fuzz all over it..Pete's really gotta wash that shit.
by ushelloicameupwithit August 27, 2009
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blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)
God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again
by the world famous L November 20, 2010
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jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.
I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.
by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016
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Mr Jizz

A fiction character that has superpowers that lets him blow a massive load every minute. He's a very attractive Caucasian/African/Asian
I see that Mr Jizz blew a massive load on Jessica
by Mr Jizz 2.0 October 14, 2019
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jizz smile

the face that a girl makes while taking a load, pretending to be happy but still pulling back each time a rope hits the target.
Pauli was really making a jizz smile as i creamed in her eyes
by nightman10 June 5, 2011
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