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Jessica

Jessica is a massive liar. All she breathes is lies.

She seems to think that she is magnificent with everything she does.

Jessica always brags about her "beauty skills" when actually she has no talent.
She always puts people down for their race and weight when she is no stick herself!!!
She steals from her "friends" and is extremely rude and annoying towards them.
Jessica is by far the dumbest person you will ever meet, her excuse for it being "I'm a blonde."
she puts absolutely no effort into school work and only befriends people for popularity.
She puts herself on a pedestal and thinks she has the best, biggest and perkiest boobs but in reality they are tiny and saggy.

Jessica is a fugly fucking whore.
"my name iz Jessica an' I'm soooo popular!!! I know like everywunnn. they all larv mee."
by violet666 January 9, 2015
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Jessica loves it when Mingus yells "FREEZE BITCH!!!!!".
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A Jessica is a girl who thinks every female wants her man, when in fact no one wants him because she's been with him and his friends
She's a Jessica always thinking someone is trying to get with him, even though she was with his boy the other night
by Thatgirljay November 6, 2014
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Jessica is a straight up person. If you ask her if you look bad or if there's something out of place, you can count on her to tell you the 100% actual truth. She isn't good at giving hugs or comforting people, but knows how to make you smile by just being herself, like getting food on her teeth. She is still a good friend even if she is a pro at gossiping about other people. But if you don't like a person then she won't as well... oh yeah she is going to go to Harvard one day as well.
"Listen to Jessica she's smart."

"Jessica you have food in your teeth" *as she smiles*
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A sweet and sensitive girl she can easily loose her temper but at the most of time she is sweet happy and very very clever she is an outstanding student and friend to all
Person: Have you seen my girlfriend Jessica?
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On a scale of one to ten, will always drink.
Alex: So you met Jessica?
Kyle: Yes...
Alex: Yikes
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When a white girl wants to help a black man in Africa but won't even help the incel who has a crush on her get a date.
Bitch did you just Jessica me?
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