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Jens

BOOM💥! If you meet Jens you will automatically say BOOM. It’s crazy. A jens eats condens.
Person 1: why are you saying BOOM all the time?

Person 2: BOOM!

Person 1: alright. You met Jens.
by honda_legend November 22, 2021
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A Jens is a man who is calm and collected. His people skills are flawless and he knows how to talk to anyone. He knows a little bit about everything and is very good at working with his hands. More often than not, Jens is a family man and values time with his kids and family very high, he loves getting them involved in his countless hobbies.
My dads name is Jens

Oh, you must love him very much
by tangerine trooper November 22, 2021
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"Jenniel likes to eat pussy on a daily"
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A very cuddly mate with a huge belly full of love.
Due to his slightly homosexual affinity he is quickly attracted to other men.
He would love to get back to the good old days.
Person 1: Jens, you are a little bit to close for comfort ?
Jens: a wish life with girls would be as easy as with you?
by JensLover69 November 22, 2021
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A person who is usually black haired and wears glasses. Fat ass havin guy. Belly dancing queen aswell. Can drown u in his armpit sweat. Fat cock haver
Person1: Jo i hate Jens and his armpit sweat.
Person2: Oh u better stop oh u better not
(slaps person1 to the abyss)
by KlondikeMonday November 22, 2021
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Jens is a man that might seem useless but in fact a Jens holds great power and responsibility, Jens’s harness extreme strength when necessary and are said to have very large testicles which amount to his great power.
“A Jens just defeated a whole kingdom with one single scrotum”
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
by Star lord the one and only November 22, 2021
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A Jens is known for his cunning ways with the ladies and understands the inner workings of a women. A Jens has Immense power in the bed and kills that pussy like no other. A Jens holds a big very large penis
“Omg I just slept with a Jens, I think I need to go into hibernation I’m so tired
“Wow that really was a Jens “
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