nutty jar
nutty jar by gingerminge jr December 21, 2009
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Noosh Jar
Noosh Jar is a term meaning a jar full of vegetable oil. The term was created when someone mispronounced the acronym NOS meaning Nitrous Oxide System. Nitrous is made of vegetable oil, giving the term Noosh its definition. Jar was added onto the word Noosh later because of similarities to the term Douche Bag. Noosh Jar is generally used as a substitute of the insult Douche Bag.
Noosh Jar by 7894561233545 December 30, 2009
queef jar
Noun
A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.
A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.
queef jar by JoannesToe December 21, 2020
nookie in the jar
a distorted but clever mis-read of "in the nookie jar" typically committed by non-native english speakers, lazy readers and people who get really excited by the word "nookie," but which has valid usage:
1. covert nookie
2. covert expression of nookie
3. a doubly emphatic expression of the same
4. the version of "caught with your hand in the nookie jar" that doesn't involve being caught
5. surprise nookie
1. covert nookie
2. covert expression of nookie
3. a doubly emphatic expression of the same
4. the version of "caught with your hand in the nookie jar" that doesn't involve being caught
5. surprise nookie
"me and my boyfriend are taking a car trip...you know, a little nookie in the jar."
"i'm going to surprise her on her birthday: a little wine, some candles, and i've got a extra-special stash of nookie in the jar"
"i'm going to surprise her on her birthday: a little wine, some candles, and i've got a extra-special stash of nookie in the jar"
nookie in the jar by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009
cookie jar
cookie jar by stephen and patrick September 3, 2006
Party Jar
(1) Party Jar: A jar that one keeps full of condoms of different varieties for special occasions.
(2) Party Jar: A jar of condoms that's used at parties full of different sized/variety/flavored condoms that people help themselves to.
(3) Party Jar: A large jar of condoms, comprised of condoms of different sizes, flavors, varieties etc.
(2) Party Jar: A jar of condoms that's used at parties full of different sized/variety/flavored condoms that people help themselves to.
(3) Party Jar: A large jar of condoms, comprised of condoms of different sizes, flavors, varieties etc.
Matt: "Yo' John, man.. Where 'dem rubbers at?"
John: "Ite man.. over there, my party Jar.."
Matt's Biatch: "Mmmmmhmm"
John: "Ite man.. over there, my party Jar.."
Matt's Biatch: "Mmmmmhmm"
Party Jar by JameseyyyyyShaw August 31, 2010
Honey Jar
"Yo, as soon I put my finger in her honey jar for the first time ever, I could feel the wetness. The sticky gooey mess was wrapped around my finger. It felt as if my nightmare came true. I didn't know what to do with it - use it as lube or something else. I took my finger out of her honey jar and scraped it on her boobs. Needless to say, I'm a homosexual now and honey jars eek me."
Honey Jar by homosexualvshoneyjars February 10, 2014