Jens

The man... The myth... The lege- nah it's just Jens.
-Dude there's an active school shooter in school!
-Nah,chilll it's just Jens.
-Ah shit, you're right.
by playerballman May 14, 2019
mugGet the Jensmug.

worm and jen

when two people each have a cell phone and one of them is continuously shut off, even if it is not the same phone all the time
susy and ben are pulling a worm and jen
by weezell August 6, 2003
mugGet the worm and jenmug.

Jens

Jens is a boys name, used usually in Scandinavia.
He is Nice, smart and charming. The most charismatic person you’ll meet!

He has great hair and style, but watch out.
Jens will have you wrapped around his finger in no time.
by Seacret admirer June 27, 2019
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JENS

A guy named Jens is a so sexy human that everyone that sees that bonda gets a fat erection/wet pussy, So if you ever sees a guy named Jens you should go ahead and fuck that delicious cream pie of a guy. Peapole named Jens is often Blond and have very much girls. SO GET BETTER AND FUCK JENS TODAY!!!!
Girl: I like to suck cock
Jens: Suck med
Girl: YEEAAAHHHH
by CUMinLADIEASS September 8, 2021
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A jens vuijk

A person who only likes whale ass and has a penis formed nose
that person is a jens vuijk
by bitch boiii 96 October 11, 2019
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Jen-batch-Punch

Excessive and repeated donkey punching of Jennifer, prompting the clenching of the anus, constricting the male genitalia. Therefore causing the male to whip her with his donkey roll and yelling the word BATCHHHHH!!!
My friend Jen yelled batch after i donkey punched her and whiped her with my donkey roll..i responded by saying thats what i like to call a Jen-Batch-Punch....you BATCH!
by CBMVSM November 10, 2008
mugGet the Jen-batch-Punchmug.

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