-Dude there's an active school shooter in school!
-Nah,chilll it's just Jens.
-Ah shit, you're right.
-Nah,chilll it's just Jens.
-Ah shit, you're right.
by playerballman May 14, 2019

when two people each have a cell phone and one of them is continuously shut off, even if it is not the same phone all the time
by weezell August 6, 2003

by Flailin Jennings December 15, 2021

Jens is a boys name, used usually in Scandinavia.
He is Nice, smart and charming. The most charismatic person you’ll meet!
He has great hair and style, but watch out.
Jens will have you wrapped around his finger in no time.
He is Nice, smart and charming. The most charismatic person you’ll meet!
He has great hair and style, but watch out.
Jens will have you wrapped around his finger in no time.
by Seacret admirer June 27, 2019

A guy named Jens is a so sexy human that everyone that sees that bonda gets a fat erection/wet pussy, So if you ever sees a guy named Jens you should go ahead and fuck that delicious cream pie of a guy. Peapole named Jens is often Blond and have very much girls. SO GET BETTER AND FUCK JENS TODAY!!!!
by CUMinLADIEASS September 8, 2021

that person is a jens vuijk
by bitch boiii 96 October 11, 2019

Excessive and repeated donkey punching of Jennifer, prompting the clenching of the anus, constricting the male genitalia. Therefore causing the male to whip her with his donkey roll and yelling the word BATCHHHHH!!!
My friend Jen yelled batch after i donkey punched her and whiped her with my donkey roll..i responded by saying thats what i like to call a Jen-Batch-Punch....you BATCH!
by CBMVSM November 10, 2008
