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Jasper Maczka

A Jasper Maczka is the kind of person who’s effortlessly cool without trying. Known for having a chill vibe, sharp sense of humor, and the uncanny ability to make any situation ten times more fun just by being there. If something goes smoothly and looks good doing it, that’s peak Jasper Maczka energy.
“Bro didn’t even plan it, he just Jasper Maczka’d the whole thing and it worked out perfectly.”
by Jasper the great October 19, 2025
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Jasper

A type of man who loves cocaine and chicken nuggets
That’s Jasper! Hide your nuggets
by Smileyfacemonster December 3, 2025
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Jasper

An introvert bop that is often mistaken for a boy due to her name, but when you meet her she is very obviously a girl. She has a fatty and if she opens up to you, you will love her
"I just meet Jasper today, do you know her?"
"Omg of course I know her, we haven't spoken in forever."
by Jabberjaws000 December 3, 2025
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Jasper

Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who have names starting with A and G. They just find him attractive in general. One trick for you if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with. There are many options...
Girl whos name starts with A: Wow Jasper's so cute!! I'mma ask him out
Girl whos name starts with G : Nuh uh, I'm going to ask him first.
by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025
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Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who's name starts with A and G because they simply find him attractive, but watch out if you're dating him, he is very likely to have other girls in mind... One tip if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with...
Girl who's name starts with an A: Wow!! Jasper is so cute!! I'm going to ask him out.
Girl who's name starts with a G: Nuh uh, I'm going to first, and he'll say yes to me.
by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025
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Jasper

Fcking sexy biggest dick ever and a sweetie
by Kees2149 November 23, 2021
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The Jasper Clan

1. Sexiest Manhattan college instagram page to ever exist and that will ever exist.

2. A page run by some boring antisocial kid who attends manhattan college
1: Wow did you see what the jasper clan posted
2: STFU about the stupid ass jasper clan no one cares
1: -_-
2: WE HAVE A PROJECT DUE IN 2 hrs focus!!!
by BirenBaby November 23, 2021
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