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Ivan Sim

Ivan has a small dick, loves to do the pampam with Manow in his Toyota Vios. He is a very nice guy, with good music talent, ranging from piano to guitar and violin. He changes a VW Golf during the age of 23. Unfortunately, his VW Golf broken down in 2022 and requires the engine to be overhaul. He will spend a fortune in this unfortunate incident. In the future, he will be inheriting the father’s company Chi Tak Sdn Bhd.
Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.

Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.
by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021
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Ivan

The most kind hearted man you will ever meet. He is so pure hearted and when you meet an Ivan keep him they will never fail to show how much they love you
Oh how I love Ivan.
by - Goofball <3 February 6, 2024
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Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
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Ivan Sirakov

He doesn't have blank at all.
Easy Ivan Sirakov
by Siropa November 22, 2021
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Ivan

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet.
Once you meet him never let him go.
I can’t believe IVAN is mine I will marry him one day ❤️
by - Goofball <3 February 16, 2024
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
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Ivan

A loser who has no friends and calls every guy in the world a cutie and does not get over the fact he looks like a toothbrush and gets no bitches.
by semajames123 February 25, 2022
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