Inverted Gargoyle

when a male is so disgusted with the sight of a greasy woman in tight revieling clothes that his penis does the opposite of an erection and becomes inverted and turned to stone until it is revived by a smoking hot chick.

"aww dude the other night i saw jodie in a tube top"
"awwwww man no way, thats disgusting"
"i know i had an inverted gargoyle for like an hour, my god she is gross.

by Aiden Evergreen January 3, 2011

Inverted Wagon Wheel

An extension of the third wheel/inverted oreo.

Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."

The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.

Black Guy: Oh hey, it's a white couple
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man

by Crawdaunt November 2, 2010

Inverse Stalking

When one checks LinkedIn to see if a specific individual has stalked them on LinkedIn, an act which in itself can be defined as stalking.

Meg checks LinkedIn to see if Travis has checked out her profile. Meg is Inverse Stalking.

by Inverse Stalker August 27, 2012

Inverted Cream Stream

The act of performing a one handed hand stand while simultaneously beating ones meat until ultimately sending an ejaculatory stream of warm seimen into ones mouthhole.

The young man acquired several injuries while in the act of performing an inverted cream stream.

by Kujo1367 March 31, 2015

invertation

The opposite of an erection. When a man sees something that makes his manhood retreat inside him.

She was so ugly she gave me an instant invertation.

by Pifpop May 26, 2017

Inversity

Shorthand for the Inclusion and Diversity groups, strategy, departments in corporations and organizations

I really enjoyed the lecture salary equality, sponsored by the Inversity Department.

by superdaisy September 9, 2020

I never thought I'd be saying this

A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.

To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.

by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020