monk hat

mokne moke monke protet ersg

monk hats protect the monkes!

by monk moky June 23, 2021

ass hat

someone who is a total freaking idiot. they have their head up their ass, therefore wearing it as a hat. hence, ass hat.

mom: pick up your shit off the floor.
jenn: fuck you ass hat, its not mine.
:slap:

by jennnnnnnnnnnnn123 August 27, 2006

Hat Faggot

When you are at a stop light that turns a 3 lane road to a 2 lane with other cars, hat faggots will pull into the third lane (turn only lane) on purpose (despite all the signs), and will accelerate past you while the third lane merges to cut you off. If successful, this individual will slow down so that you have to go around.

Hey, look in your rear-view mirror. That hat faggot is going to try and pass you once the light turns green.

by E-coli face Jim April 26, 2011

Human Hat

A sexual practice where one party inserts their own head partially inside a female genitalia.

I wore my human hat with pride, my wife wore it with some discomfort.

by Hats McHatter December 9, 2008

elf hat

when you feel/relate to something on a spiritual level

rylee : i hate life

kaylyn : elf hat !!

by youlyn 🥵 March 4, 2019

douche hat

A not-so-common synonym for flat-brimmed cap 'flat cap', most commonly used by baseball players. Also commonly used in common urban culture. It is nicknamed a douche-hat because it is common dress of many high-school douches, douchebags, assholes and jerks.

Person 1: "You're wearing a douche hat? Lame."
Person 2: "Hypocrite, you wear them all the whoop-de-fucking time, y'know!"

by peacelovefriendship September 18, 2013

Hobo Hat

Hobo Hat is the act of placing a used fast food container on someone's head, then farting directly on the container. The resulting odor is an ominous mix of grease and shit wind, similar to that of a hobo.

Mickey had passed out on the couch, and since we had just polished off a crave case, Sean thought it would be a good idea to give him a hobo hat.

by The Real Fat Jesus November 2, 2013