Australia

Oh yes the place where fucked up weird shit happens like losing. a war to a bird

Jose: hey did you heard a woman had sex with a toilet while them an was giving anal to the woman and a another woman licking the man balls and someone else giving anal?

jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-

Jose: Australia

Jack: oh ok

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021

Australia

Upside Down... That's It.

Australia, also known to the street people as upside-down land, is actual not upside down... Nevermind it is.

by THICKSBOI March 1, 2019

Australia

One of the most misunderstood countries, where (from an Australian) nothing/nobody cares enough to try to kill you. Just don’t be stupid and you’ll be fine.

American 1: hey should I go to Australia? Sounds Kinda cool.
American 2: nooo way! They have so many deadly animals!
Australian: shut up Dave you have fucking guns.

by Veeto_cheeto September 29, 2023

australia johnston

a black person

hey australia johnston, your black

by Mr.Hann March 12, 2020

Australia

Fire

Adelaide: yo! What is this?? This song is straight Australia

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You can also substitute the word for the flag when texting (🇦🇺)

by NonlivingOrganism January 29, 2020

Australia

A place where at least they don't have AR 15's

As the lyrics in the dangerous animals of Australia song goes "But at least we don't have AR-15's"

by yesnomaybenoyesnoyes November 9, 2020

Australia

Australia is a fake country implanted in almost evryone's memories by the US Gouvernement. It's funny because how can people still belive in the 21st century that a country can be upside down! Come on, Isaac Newton invented gravity for something, people can't be upside down, they woulod just fal down into the Milkway. And also, it's a supposed land in which lives mythological animals called "Giraffes".

Friend 1: I don't know what fiction book should I buy today.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.

by Jacobo The Canadian June 11, 2019