immature

A word women use to describe male behavoir which they cannot comprehend.

Ugly Becky: "OMG! Darrel cheated on me! I don't get it!"
Plain Jane: "Just forget about him Becky, he's just immature."

by ThEmperor March 31, 2009

ImmaKnockYouOut

to try and scare someone after they piss you off or you don't your way.

Airline attendant - Please sir, i told you that your peanuts will be come in 2 minutes.

You - Yo...ImmaKnockYouOut

by SabahTHEsefeR November 17, 2007

Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.

Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right? Now that smells like immaculate deception to me

by Walter eagle December 19, 2010

Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.

It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.

by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008

immaculator

One who proposes an outcome of incredible, magical, or illogical proportions and you know he is an oversized penis spewing ejaculator. Always involves money and a false sense of security. TV evangelists, George Bush, any salesman.

Did you hear that immaculator got caught with a prostitute?

by mr butcher March 15, 2008

Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV

Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.

by that chick! April 28, 2010

immature ejaculation

Similar to premature ejaculation except male acts childish and throws a tantrum.

It was just an immature ejaculation all around, i mean he was throwing clothes across the room, yelling, crying; i must have been really drunk.

by Kif-exel March 1, 2011