tree hump

When a male or female, out of loneliness humps a tree in public while everyone is watching.

Girl: He looks lonely.

Girl 2: Good thing he's tree humping

by Funbutter April 17, 2014

Jay Hump

The incredibly awkward dance move that involves two dance partners that are dancing face to face, while one person moves up and down repeatedly in a quick motion.

Cory- OMG! Jenny just jay humped me for ten minutes straight at Nikki's party!

Ron- My dog did the same thing to a pillow the other day.

by teachmehowtojayhump April 22, 2011

hump day

wednesday

cause it's downhill after wednesday; it's the hump you have to get over.

by leonie May 14, 2003

humping the couch

To overtly perform an emotion, state-of-being or sentiment, when one has no direct experience with the thing performed. Inspired by Tom Cruise's appearance on Oprah in May 2005. In telling about his love affair with Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped up and down like a rabid chimpanzee and, quite literally, humped the couch. The act of humping the couch is synonymous with being overly affected. As Cruise surely had no idea what it looks or feels like to be in love, he resorted to air humping near furniture.

Those kids at the Phish concert drive BMWs and live in the suburbs, yet they dress like hippies. All their talk about world peace is just humping the couch if you ask me.

by Eric J. Gordon August 27, 2005

stump hump

A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.

The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.

You are one stump humping whore

by jonez77 February 19, 2003

starfish humping

palm thrusting or massaging with your fingers spread

i was starfish humping my girlfriends boobs

by DPRobb April 9, 2008

twat-humped

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011