huiming

a gay hobo who enjoys and faps off to gay porn.

That person down the street is such a huiming

by suckasss January 10, 2011

Humping the Bed

What you do to pleasure yourself in a sexual way since you can't have a real mate.

I don't have a girlfriend to go with tonight so I'll be humping the bed to get my sexual satisfaction..

by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

French humping

When 2 people of the opposite sex hump in a manner which is similar to the motion of a frog jumping.

That nicole chick is a pro French humper

French humping is so much better than French kissing.

by Some Ashun April 24, 2011

dot humping

when a girl and a guy are making out and a slight bit of ejaculate forms on the inside of his underwear.

Dude, quit dot humping your chick on my couch.

by jimmyesco December 16, 2011

Hummingbird zapper

An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.

No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.

by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010

Humdinger

When giving her the business from behind, when she reaches back and gives the boys a tickle.

I was trying to think about baseball, but once she gave me that Humdinger, it was all over.

Her nails were good for back scratching, but the real joy was when she used em for a good old fashioned Humdinger.

by Hartivarbari May 18, 2010

Humdinger

Something that is "BIGGER THAN A BEAR" . Usually said by someone that is from ringold (rednecks).

If you all dont shut up I'm gonna give you all a quiz and its gonna be a Humdinger!!!

by Tongue Warrior December 27, 2008