Hobblesnog

The action of a woman putting her vagina on another man or woman's nose and then the person inhales through the nose process.

"Dude, she hobblesnogs like a pro"

Man 1:"Her vagina smells great."
Man 2:"How do you know?"
Man 1:"She hobblesnogged me."

by blackmamba7 April 20, 2011

Hubbert's Peak

A bell shaped curve depicting global and US oil production developed by M. King Hubbert in the 1950's. The computation predicted that US oil production would peak around 1970 and global oil production would peak around the turn of the millennium. Although the US prediction was surprisingly accurate the global prediction was slightly off. Instead of a peak a plateau is currently being observed. Many people use this observation to "debunk" peak oil.

Hubbert's peak is central to the peak oil community and discussions. With the recent advancements in petroleum engineering and exploration more advance models have been developed to predict the future of oil production. Even thought the global oil production hasn't really begun to decline many people are fairly certain that we have already peaked.

Pessimist: Hubbert's peak is a valid expression of simple mathematics, physics, and economics.

Optimist: What the fuck are you talking about its the government's fault gas is so high.

by MrAndMrsInternet November 28, 2011

Hibble

Same yeah

I an typw hibble.

by Hey i figured this out June 4, 2018

Humble

Just Robson in general. Can be seen especially when presented with a jacket or getting eagles. Not hole in ones

Robson is very humble 😍

by Archiecjt September 19, 2018

Hubbed

A man, whether a boyfriend, a friend, a family friend that uses your name to brag to their friends. When you are constantly and mistakenly associated with someone that you do not converse with frequently anymore or with someone that you do not know or have not met.

When Shante' introduced us, I was already hubbed by the rest of the bar. Someone asked about it at work, yesterday.

by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009

Humble Tebow

After replacing your girlfriend's vibrator with fresh batteries, taking a knee and praising God whilst claiming credit for all her orgasms.

I was too drunk to fuck, so I Humble Tebowed so my girlfriend wouldn't get too pissed.

by S. Meyer February 13, 2012

Humbler

The humbler is the action of getting sucked up by a girl while sitting on a old bouncy washer machine,on high cycle and making her hum while she does it

Ex: bro!!! You will never ever guess what happened last night!! I took my gf to my gmas crib,and you know that old washer??? Yeah I got a hummer on the tumbler and called that bitch a humbler

by MeanMFmoneyMike September 23, 2012