California hot pocket

putting poo in private parts

last night I made a California hot pocket

by saggy seth229 November 12, 2019

Hot Pocket

A cooked Granade In Call Of Duty 4

Theres A Hot Pocket Coming In Strong!

by Ic3cub3d February 27, 2008

alabama hot pocket

The practice of wearing two condoms at the same time with a layer of "Deep Heat", Chilli Paste or other such irritant between the two layers. Used whilst having sex with somebody of questionable sexual hygiene to the end that there will be an early warning if the first condom splits.

Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went

by Gobzzzie January 11, 2015

tunisian hot pocket

The action of shitting on your partner and then proceeding to cuddle naked under a heavy blanket.

things are getting serious between me and Jane. Tonight we are gonna try a tunisian hot pocket.

by tunusianhotpocket May 14, 2015

Oregon Hot Pocket

When somebody is talking and you spit in their mouth unexpectedly

Yo, Lauren wouldn’t shut up so when she opened her mouth to say something so I gave her an Oregon Hot Pocket

by oregon331 March 11, 2018

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.

Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!

by Captain nignog May 27, 2019

Noonan hot pocket

The act of filling a meat wallet with moose meat then proceeding to fuck it.

I heard he gave her a good ol' fashion Noonan hot pocket last night!

by donkeypunch81 February 21, 2010