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Holster your shanks

A way of telling someone to calm down if are overreacting to a situation.
Person 1: Sorry dude, can't go to that movie. It's sold out.
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!
by Haneesh March 18, 2012
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hoolah

slang for Hula Hoop... just Hoolah or Hoola
Hey girl, shut up and just Hoolah or me and my girl are going to Hoolah...
by Just Hoola . com January 31, 2014
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holster your bitch

The need for a man to stop his woman from talking because she is a starting a fight she won't be participating in.
John you better holster your bitch before she gets your ass kicked.
by dnstommy June 25, 2014
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Hool

Exclamed in frustration toward an animal that has entered one’s property without permission. Typically directed toward a bird or dog that is seeking food.

A regional term similar to shoo, most often found in rural and country Victoria, Australia, in the mid-to-late 1900’s.
Witnessing a flock of starlings perched nonchalantly upon his prized crop of tomatoes, Basil waved his arms and yelled “hool”, sending them squawking and fluttering to the adjacent yard.
by TimmyKnuckles May 23, 2018
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Holosexual

Mom I'm a holosexual
by Kxtty September 9, 2019
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Dong Holster

A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)
Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.
by tactash May 6, 2008
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hoobs

Man look at the hoobs on her!
by heathmo September 1, 2007
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