Tom Holland

The Hottest Man in the World He Gets All Pussies And All Niggers Tom Is A Fucking God

Tom Holland is really hor

by George Memeulous February 24, 2021

Tom Holland

The act of ejaculating on a pillow and sticking it to the wall like a web

If you touch my drum set I swear to god I’ll Tom Holland your pillow

by The Scrimpiest Daddy March 2, 2022

Tom Holland

An absolute sex bomb that is perfect in every way imaginable. Also the tiniest smol bean to ever walk this planet. Still cute tho. Lives with a Pitt bull that goes by the name Tessa who is the single most precious thing ever. Likes quacksons. Dances to “Umbrealla” by Rihanna in the shower while wearing a wig.

Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face”

Example: Tom Holland = perfection

by Cinnamonbeanthethird January 2, 2019

Tom Holland

Thomas Stanley Holland is extremely attractive, I love him, everyone loves him. He is British, he drinks tea darling. his jas can cut diamonds seeter. Also, he is spiderman- and stuff. More importantly he is fine.

Tom Holland should rail me.

He so damn hot omg

by ilovelafeefersxoxo April 3, 2022

amy holland

crusty

“amy holland is so crusty”

by stank hoe 69 November 25, 2018

Dexter Holland

Before he made Pretty Fly for a white guy, he made Come Out and Play, which must be about his extensive experience with life on the mean streets of the same Compton he's trying to make fun of other white guys for when they dress up in Fubu and shit like that.

Dexter Holland is a poser trying to call somebody else a poser.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Klay Holland

verb
past tense: Klay Hollanded; past participle: Klay Hollanded

Refers to a male who performs anal sex on another male as revenge for something irritating the recipient did.

The term can also be more loosely applied to situations in which a person finds themselves utterly fucked (even in a non sexual sense).

This term has been coined from a court case.

"My real estate agent left me a missed call after the last rental inspection. I reckon they're going to Klay Holland me about the state of the carpets!"

"The Golden Slide at the Hannah Watts Park is a great place to get Klay Hollanded all night long!"

"Bro, I feel absolutely Klay Hollanded today. I need a resr

by Greg The Golden February 21, 2024