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Homework

An item designed by a teacher in the 1800's as a punishment reserved only for his worst students. Now a requirement at most schools, requiring at the very least 1 hour to complete.
-1800's-
Jack: "What did you do last night"
Jill: "I had homework"
Jack: "What did you do to receive such large and horrible punishment?"
Jill: "I killed the teachers entire family"
-Now-
Jack: "What did you do last night?"
Jill: "Played some video games."
Jack: "But what about homework!"
Jill: "I didn't do it."
Jack: "What do you mean! The teacher is going to kill your entire family now!"
by Shekerz October 12, 2018
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Homework sucks and it doesn’t need to exist
by Homework.hater February 17, 2021
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poison that kills students: homework
if you snooze you loose: don't get homework done
if you don't snooze you still loose: built up sleep deprivation

homework: automatic anger increase system
I'm going to die from my pile of homework
by dead-with-home-work May 2, 2017
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shit the teachers give you to complete at home since it's not enough for them to torture you at school for like most of the day almost every five days a week. THEY say it's for shit like 'practice with what you’ve learned in the classroom' or that it ' helps you to gain and retain more knowledge than would be possible with only classroom work.'. honestly this shit should really be optional, since during MY life experience so far homework has done jack shit for the most part. also they REALLY like giving big ones for you do do over the fucking HOLIDAYS/VACTATION, one problem THERE being that most of the teachers don't seem to give two fucks what homework you've already been set by other teachers, so you end up with a TON of annoying homework shit that takes ages to do
'here's your homework, it's due in tomorrow'
by 5magmacubes December 24, 2015
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homework is a bitch
by CauesWHYYYnot April 2, 2019
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A fucking piece of paper that teacher/jailers make you do to brainwash what brains you have left.
by thelawkeeper1 September 6, 2017
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