hippo cock

A guy with a extremely large fat thick girthy cock

wow that guy has a Hippo cock

by erggdfgdfg June 2, 2017

Space Hippo

A space hippo is a creature that lives on the edge of the galaxy on a planet called hipopolus,

planet:

It’s mostly covered in trees, swamps, small lakes and fields, the planet is also rich with fruits and small extra wild life like monkeys and other small wild life, the planet also has its predators that hunt the poor creatures their main one is tigadactle (picture tigers with 30ft wings).

Spacehippos:
They mostly eat fruits and drink water and they sleep in the asteroid belt around the planet so they don’t get hunted by the predators on the planet, the space hippo can also fly and survive in hyper space lanes to find new food and mating grounds.

Big dumb space hippo that only thinks with its face and can’t climb or fight

by Peptic June 6, 2020

Happy hippo

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.

Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Magic Hippo

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.

Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.

Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.

Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT

by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018

Hippo

An animal with no soul

Did you know that Hippos kill more than 500 people a year.

by Gedghf September 26, 2021

Hungry hippos

A sexual act involving two larger women laying with their chins on a males stomach, the male then makes themself ejaculate onto the belly and the race to eat all “the marbles” ensues. To evolve the game, the male will slap the ass of each “hippo”

I was with these two plus sized women last night and made them Play a game of hungry hippos.

by Tommythegunwebb April 14, 2024

Horny hippo

a weird fat chick with big teeth and is probably a bit trashy, who isn't getting laid

Shit man Brooke won't stop being a Horny hippo today

by midget pony 69 January 31, 2021