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heavy pop

music created by any of the twenty million supposed 'heavy metal' bands whose songwriting theory extends no farther than shameless commmercialism, or whether or not thirteen year old girls will like it.
"nickelback isn't metal you retard, it's heavy pop."

"i'm really sick of all the cloned heavy pop bands that just keep turning out garbage in the hopes it will sell."
by carltonfunkbass July 11, 2009
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heavy hitter

A man who enjoys having sex with fat women.
Having a heavy hitter as a friend can be a great asset- Often, a group of hot women bring their fat friend out, and without a heavy hitter in the group, one of your team would have to step up jump on that grenade, or risk all of you getting cock blocked.
by vinceums April 11, 2008
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heavy metal vomit party

A party where a bunch of guys get together, listen to heavy metal music, and vomit copiously.

Referenced in the classic film "The Breakfast Club."
Dude, I can't wait for our heavy metal vomit party on Saturday! I'm going to vomit so much you won't believe it!
by Indica35 June 10, 2017
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heavy petting

Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"

Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."
by Raddyator August 17, 2010
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Heavy metal

Heavy metal is the real deal with metal, not that gawth garbage like slipknot, and marlyin shatsin. most heavy metal bands lyrics deal with governments, wars, medevil times, etc. bands like Motorhead, megadeath, judas priest, and Manowar. fans of the band metalicia formed the metal milta.
by hellknights December 24, 2010
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heavy drinker

someone who does not have to attend all those boring meetings
I am a heavy drinker, not an alcaholic as i don't enjoy boring meetings (i.e going to AA meetings)
by James Troup July 11, 2006
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Heavy pitting

Hard mosh. It will always be better than heavy petting, and should be used in a manner juxtaposing it with heavy petting or other sexual activity.
No time for heavy petting, baby; I got to do some heavy pitting at the show.
by EdgeVegNerd June 23, 2010
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