handicap

Sometimes used to specify certain parking places....although 95 percent of those with handicap placards aren't truly handicapped. Just fat and lazy.

Mommy there's a handicap spot right there! I can ride my wheelchair right into the store! Sorry little Suzie, but that fat nigger with 6 kids needs it more than we do.

by Hooper January 24, 2004

hanging the bag out

The act of hanging the nutsack out of your fly. The penis should be covered if done properly. If the penis is out, that is considered "trolling".

I was in the Phillipines hanging the bag out.

by Olongapo poo April 21, 2003

hanging out with don masterson

The term originated on Dec. 30 2004, when someone, under the guise of "having to leave to hang out with Don Masterson," really just went home to drop a deuce so large, God himself couldn't create a larger dump.

Usage includes but is not limited to: "Hanging out with Don," "Big Don is coming over," "Big Don has launched a full scale attack," or even "D(on)-Day."

Usage does NOT include referring to the actual deuce in question as Don Masterson, but actually the action is what is being referred to.

"Hold on, Big Don is coming over."

"Sorry I was late, I was hanging out with Don Masterson."

-Were you masturbating in there?
-No, Mt. Saint Masterson erupted.

by Swedish 1337balls. April 15, 2005

Hanging wedgie.

A haning wedgie is when a bully pulls up your underwear and putts you on a tree or a coat hanger ETC.

I got a Hanging wedgie buy some girls at school (i am a boy) and put me on the school flag pole and i was left half naked for a 3 days in my breifs teachers seen me and got me down it took 2 hours. it was bad and good at the same time -_-. Hanging wedgie.

by donaqwww December 1, 2010

handitard

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004

Hanging out the back

"Hang out the back of" to fuck someone from behind

"I'd love to hang out the back of that"

Davy: "My burd is on holiday in ibiza, do you think she will get up to anything?"

Rab: "Your kidding someone will be hanging out the back of her"

by Rodehard October 15, 2008

handihole

A person who doesn't feel the need to observe items reserved for handicapped people, such as handicapped parking slots or handicapped accessible stalls in public bathrooms.

When I saw the only handicapped parking slot was taken by a handihole, I was so pissed I keyed his car.

by H. Bobs December 25, 2006