Hank Lu

(n.) The pinnacle of success in the field of claims adjusting.
(v.) Completing an amzing feat in within a claim.

(n.) I took in 15 features and closed 20 today, I felt like Hank Lu.
(v.) I really Hank Lu'd my total loss claims today.

by OddFan August 23, 2011

Hank Skoe

The male version of a Skank Hoe.

If your the guy who fucks anything that walks and has been with more then 10 girls you didnt know their name, you might be a Hank Skoe.

by SoooooCALI619 September 8, 2011

Hank

someone who belongs with a girl named Kate

girl 1: I really like that guy, Hank
girl2: sorry he only dates Kate’s

by God of oof November 26, 2018

Hank

A man that sucks toes for fun and likes being bi and likes girls with short hair and people that are named joe

“Yo we’re you with hank yesterday”
“Yeah man I was just sucking his toes

by Bigpapipeña March 13, 2019

Hank Parker

Superior to all others.

I am HANK PARKER.

by XDLMAO69 December 16, 2018

Hank

(n.) an unathletic or otherwise incompetent person. Not named after anyone in particular, the word originated near Greensboro, NC, in the mid-2000s.

We wanted to use the sand court to play footvolley, but it was taken by a bunch of hanks using their hands.

Why did you think it was a good idea to bring this guy to our weekly game? He is a massive hank.

by GreenfieldQuarles August 7, 2018

Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.

So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.

by Soapp August 9, 2018