bad hair gay

The not very talented male, possibly homosexual, employee at the barber shop.

A: Do you see the barber in the corner? He cut my hair yesterday.
B: Well, I guess he's really a bad hair gay.

by cumulonimbus April 22, 2010

heavy hair

When people try to convey a sense of sympathy (most likely insincere) by leaning their head as if their hair's weight is too much.

Ugh. When I got laid off, all my coworkers approached me with heavy hair.

by NerdAboutTown April 24, 2010

Facial Hair February

Similar to: No-shave November, Decembeard, Manuary, and March Stashness... The month is meant to celebrate the wonders of a man (or woman) and their facial hair.

Q: Yo whats up with the facial hair, bro?
A: Ive been keeping it goin since No-shave November, and its Facial Hair February ... get with it.

by McKracken72 December 4, 2010

Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013

root hair

A pubic hair. Root hair is a strange term used to replace the word pube in the southern US.

(person 1) "Ew what is that on the toilet seat?" (person 2) "Girl that's a root hair!"

by Funkniesha July 9, 2016

Elvis hair

Elvis Presley's famous hairstyle which is considered to be the greatest hairstyle in history of rock and roll.

Brad: "Derek is rocking that Elvis hair"
Jacob: "He sure is!"

by I smell yummy food May 15, 2016

shotgun haircut

A popular hairstyle, mostly worn by "scene" and "emo" kids. Hair is usually cut longer in the front with back of the head styled spiky/ blown-out , or spiky in the back with bangs straight across the forehead. Style starts in the mid-90s in the San Diego hardcore scene, by legendary scenester Justin Pearson who played in the 90s screamo bands Struggle, Swing Kids, Crimson Curse (later The Locust). An earlier term for this look was "Spock-Rock" or "Romulan Rock", which was in direct reference to the shotgun hairstyle that was common within this punk scene. Kids later added bleached tips and neon colored streaks as the style entered the "myspace" era.

Did you see Danny's new shotgun haircut? He looks like an anime character!

by NowuKnow85 January 6, 2017