Hagmaxxing

When someone is specifically dating older women,that’s Hagmaxxing

“Yo,what kinda Girl he got?”
“Oh he’s Hagmaxxing rn she’s 10 years older-“
“Don’t ever say that goofy ass word again.”

by TVSTATICYUMMY June 3, 2024

Hagmaxxing

Hagmaxxing (or hagmaxxer) is a phrase which refers to age-gap relationships, more specifically, a younger man dating a much older woman.

Guy 1: Is Ted really dating a 35 year old woman?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's totally hagmaxxing.

by Jolly Jay July 3, 2024

Hagmaxxing

When you're into the hags

MY internet friend named Res is only into mommy's. He's hagmaxxing.

by Wontonamo September 1, 2024

Haidara

Has the largest 9 dicks in the universe, can penetrate anything (The Homies and the huzz). His cum shots are as strong as a blackhole exploding and roars like true alpha with the aura of a Hydra. When it snows it's just his cum falling down and making kids and adults pregnant with 12 kids.

Haidara is the sexiest weirdo ever

by 13 Inches Of Weirdness February 5, 2025

Haifan Empire

THE empire of Haifa

Look the Haifan Empire is coming to attack

by Deen the foreseer March 21, 2026

Haematophile

Haematophile / Hemophile (lover of blood)
From Greek haima = blood

Use for: Characters fixated on bloodshed itself, not necessarily death

Sentence: The killer, a true haematophile, collected vials of blood from his victims.

by Craholomule July 19, 2025

Hagmaxing

Women who are married to people who are called bob.

Bob's wife Hagmaxing hard.

by Slade W September 13, 2025