Granny Queef

When u queef and ur a granny

Grandma just did a granny queef

by slimy_soldier666 April 29, 2019

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Dirty Granny

Basically a reverse Puerto Rican Chili Bowl but before she shits in your toilet you get a gum job.

Jake's mom gave me a dirty granny last night.

by SusanJensMom September 11, 2021

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Granny Tranny

A grandma with a dick

Ey yo granny tranny. Wanna fuck me with your big juicy 2 inch cock

by Samuelsarus July 8, 2017

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Granny Stamp

A lipstick mark left by an old woman who might or might not be a grandmother.

Eww! That granny stamp was moist!

Did you just get granny stamped?

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

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Chocolate Grannies

Breasts, usually big and black ones.

Gizza look at them chocolate grannies!

by Yang Xinhai October 24, 2010

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The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.

Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?

Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.

by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014

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