Goonia

A scapegoat to use when you cannot find an example, or when the huzz or the bruzz are catching you up.

Bruzz: Okay, I've just finished organised the party, the food, the goon juice, and the huzz!
Me: What about Goonia?
Bruzz: fucker

by The Goonia May 14, 2025

Goonnapping

When you exhausted but not fatigued enough to be able to fall asleep, so you tucker yourself out with a goon (and maybe wipe the discharge on you as a face mask)

"Yo, I'm tired but can't seem to gts"
"Try goonnapping!"
"Shi u rih, Ima make it a real workout fr"
"Bet. Goonnap"
"Goonnap!"

by #1 Music Listener May 21, 2025

Goonable

1. Describes how stimulating, hypnotic, or arousing a piece of media is, especially in the context of gooning (i.e., extended edging or getting lost in a trance-like state during masturbation). The more “goonable” something is, the easier it is to lose yourself in it for hours.

2. A rating of how ideal something is for a goon session — visuals, sounds, vibes, etc.

“Bro, this video is insanely goonable — I’ve been zoned out for like an hour.”
“That model’s voice? 100% goonable.”

by jjsko_ June 1, 2025

goony

Adjective to describe something very gooner-like

"Yoo todays a function at Alberts you going?" "Hell nah bro his apartment is so goony"

by Ferocius June 29, 2025

Goonathon

Gooning for a long variation of time with time being added on or just for a set amount (similar to a subathon) and finally climaxing when the time is up.

Eric decided to go on a goonathon that lasted the entire weekend before finally finishing on Monday.

by Zawgth the 3rd July 22, 2025

Goonathon

Gooning for a long variation of time with time being added on or just for a set amount (similar to a subathon) and finally climaxing when the time is up.

Eric did a goonathon that lasted the entire weekend until he eventually finished on Monday.

by Zawgth the 3rd July 22, 2025

Goontard

An individual who does nothing but masturbate and the only thing they think about and discuss is sexual subjects.

Jimmy is such a Goontard all he talks is Sophie Rain

by Diddy's 23rd Tooth July 30, 2025