goblin eater

Known as the worlds nastiest vagina, and it has some characteristics of a roast beef sandwich. It has been fabled as a creature that flies into small villages and snaps off the penises of all the men with its razor sharp vagina teeth.

"Stay away from that girl, she has a goblin eater!"

by lysssassss January 9, 2009

goblet of jam

one of many names for weed

yo u try that goblet of jam i gave you?
ya it was excellent, better than last weeks shit.
good i had to go through a lot to get it.

by marty clark January 13, 2009

young goblin

A hoe

A girl that does hood shit with you but she a hoe

Chillin with my young goblin ...

Keeping it real with my young goblin

I got my young goblin back at my crib

by Young lauren March 8, 2017

Goblocker

A cock. A dick. A penis.

Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"

Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"

by Godflesh May 24, 2011

Goblin Spit

The white substance that forms at the side of the mouth, mostly forms when using drugs.

"Wipe your mouth you've got goblin spit, it's bait."

by wheey34 October 31, 2015

Goblin-Bod

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.

“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Goblin Slayered

To absolutely and irrevocably destroy and defile something, in a shocking and grotesque fashion

(From the show Goblin Slayers first episode)

"Oberyn Martell got Goblin Slayered by the Mountain in that Game of Thrones episode".

by Muraxesis June 10, 2020