"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"
by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024
What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.
I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???
by QuacksO July 09, 2019
Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert
by bburkeindaswitch August 14, 2008
by C.B.Brown June 08, 2023
In university or a school setting, while in the cafeteria when a random person is way too interested in what you are eating. The friend of a friend keeps asking questions until you say, “get off my tray”.
by Free the L May 24, 2023
“You know that’s not how it happened get off the bike”
“Aye don’t listen to him he’s biking”
“You can’t believe a word he says he stay on the bike”
“Aye don’t listen to him he’s biking”
“You can’t believe a word he says he stay on the bike”
by little miss tricycle August 06, 2022
by Get off the bike February 06, 2018