by Rebecca Meloni August 19, 2007
Get the gene-ous mug.The biological certainty that your wife,heavy-duty girlfriend,significant other-will guiltlessly fuck someone wealthier and/or more famous than you...should the opportunity
present itself.Remember:She thinks she coulda' done better.
present itself.Remember:She thinks she coulda' done better.
WIFE:"Honey...is'nt that Derek Jeter over there at the table in the corner?"
HUSBAND:"Sure is!Go Yankees!"
WIFE:"Gotta go to the ladies room."
HUSBAND OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"While you're in there...tuck your GROUPIE GENE back in.It's showing!"
WIFE OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"I'll go check on her."
HUSBAND:"Sure is!Go Yankees!"
WIFE:"Gotta go to the ladies room."
HUSBAND OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"While you're in there...tuck your GROUPIE GENE back in.It's showing!"
WIFE OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"I'll go check on her."
by L.MARTIN October 14, 2005
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A genetic disorder in which a male's penis is exactly one half (1/2) the size of his index finger. Effects nearly 20 % of the American populous. Symptoms of the Dean Gene include but are not limited to:
1. And unusually tiny penis (giving the appearance that one's testicles are enormous in comparison)
2. The appearance or behavior of small woodland creatures, primarily squirrels.
3. False or exaggerated claims of how hard you banged your fat ugly girl friend the previous night
1. And unusually tiny penis (giving the appearance that one's testicles are enormous in comparison)
2. The appearance or behavior of small woodland creatures, primarily squirrels.
3. False or exaggerated claims of how hard you banged your fat ugly girl friend the previous night
Example 1:
Jim: Hey, i think that kid over there climbing that tree might have the Dean Gene
Bob: dude...thats a squirrel.
Example 2:
Trevor: I had sex with some chick who weighs more than me last night!
Alex: Dude, i think you have the Dean Gene
Jim: Hey, i think that kid over there climbing that tree might have the Dean Gene
Bob: dude...thats a squirrel.
Example 2:
Trevor: I had sex with some chick who weighs more than me last night!
Alex: Dude, i think you have the Dean Gene
by chevydbag July 27, 2009
Get the Dean Gene mug.A very short, tiny and adorable little girl. She is Smol, aesthetic and sporty. She is the best thing that can happen to your life. Also, Boy Magnet alert. ;)
by Geleannehotbabe March 29, 2020
Get the Geleanne mug.An inherent trait used to describe a person who is able to be successful in a pressured filled situation
by Terps7 June 19, 2020
Get the Clutch gene mug.The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.
Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.
by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021
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