The Flying thrust is one of the most difficult sexual maneuvers of all time. Its recommended you use a wide girl and take very special care before attempting.
The basic principles behind the flying thrust are simple
Step 1: Nude it up!
Step 2: girl lies on bed with legs spread (slutty girls recommended for beginners)
Step 3: Check your run up along with wind speed and make adjustments accordingly
Step 4: Prepare for entry (get hard)
The Final Step: run and leap into the air towards the girl aiming to both land on her and penetrate on landing.
Warning!
To attempt and fail the maneuver can result in a broken penis, you have been warned.
Completion of this maneuver will result in you making Legendary status for life
That is the Flying Thrust!
The basic principles behind the flying thrust are simple
Step 1: Nude it up!
Step 2: girl lies on bed with legs spread (slutty girls recommended for beginners)
Step 3: Check your run up along with wind speed and make adjustments accordingly
Step 4: Prepare for entry (get hard)
The Final Step: run and leap into the air towards the girl aiming to both land on her and penetrate on landing.
Warning!
To attempt and fail the maneuver can result in a broken penis, you have been warned.
Completion of this maneuver will result in you making Legendary status for life
That is the Flying Thrust!
Guy 1: Hey man, whats up you seem to be walking a bit weird?
Guy 2: I think i broke my penis last night.
Guy 1: You attempted the flying thrust didn't you?
Guy 2: You know it! =D
Guy 2: I think i broke my penis last night.
Guy 1: You attempted the flying thrust didn't you?
Guy 2: You know it! =D
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The Flying Seacat engages in enteral combat with the source of all evil, the Snakeray. Not only can these gods live under water, they can live on land and fly.
All who die go to a resting place of souls, Atlantis. The only difference between those who were bad and good in their resting place is those who did not please the Seacat will not have gills.
A part of the holy scripture
"And so the Flying Seacat looked down apon those it created. The Flying Seacat opened its mouth and let out a terrifying meow which shook the universe, causing black holes.
Those who worshiped the Flying Seacat on the planet Eeearth fell to their knees and looked above and cried out praises to the mighty being.
Then the voice of the Seacat was heard, it was terrifying and beautiful. 'Remember, I am always watching.'
And so the mighty creature created video cameras and began to tape humans."
"And so the Flying Seacat looked down apon those it created. The Flying Seacat opened its mouth and let out a terrifying meow which shook the universe, causing black holes.
Those who worshiped the Flying Seacat on the planet Eeearth fell to their knees and looked above and cried out praises to the mighty being.
Then the voice of the Seacat was heard, it was terrifying and beautiful. 'Remember, I am always watching.'
And so the mighty creature created video cameras and began to tape humans."
by Makena, The Absolute November 25, 2009
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