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fridge-stuff the elephant

A practice wherein a lady fills a condom with water, ties it shut, and puts it in the freezer until it's solid ice, and then pleasures herself with it in front of a mirror.
Sally tried to fridge-stuff the elephant, but the stupid cocksicle melted.
by GeniusAndWizard October 1, 2010
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Fridge Glare

(verb)

When the fridge hypnotises you and makes you belive there is something of your appetite inside, you stand motionlessly and zombified while you search for something edible, you shortly give up and walk away and become un-hypnotized
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* Tom walks up to the fridge and glares inside for a long period of time without moving or talking*

* Rob watches and laughes *

*Tom gives up looking in the fridge and walks off zombified*

(Tom was stuck in a trance of Fridge Glare)
by Anonymous Davies December 19, 2010
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fridge-fucked

When anything left uncovered in a fridge is sucked dry of all its moisture.
Oh no! My cheese has been totally fridge-fucked.
by Wraith Van Morn July 8, 2011
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Fridge Limbo

The art of ducking under the freezer door when someone opens it just as you are about to walk past.
Dude, did you see Arty do the fridge limbo when Britney went for more ice?
by Naughty Naomi July 23, 2011
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Fridge giggling

To have inhaled a large amount of food from the refridgerator while randomly pausing to laugh. After a day/ night of continuously drinking huge amounts of alcohol.
After Cortney finished binge drinking for the night she stumbled to the fridge and started grabing handfuls of food shoving it in her mouth and all you could see was her head pop up from the door for a fridge giggle. Then continued breathing in the food. Fridge giggling.
by burlypig June 12, 2011
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fridge gobblin

A person who creeps around the kitchen late at night, sitting in-front of the refrigerator and eating anything in sight.
Yo Taylor is drunk again and being a little "fridge gobblin".
by anthro217 February 19, 2012
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Fridge Fraud

Leaving an empty, (or practically empty), jug or carton in the fridge to avoid throwing it out.
I wanted to have some cereal, but only when I grabbed the carton of milk did I realize it was too light, and I was a victim of Fridge Fraud.
by Aranmithost August 16, 2013
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