glue yourself/myself to

to stick to something (e.g. a hobby)
to literally glue yourself to something

"i don't play that game, i've glued myself to music"
"you've glue yourself, glued yourself to music, glue myself to, glue yourself"
"ight bro let's glue yourself/myself to some music fam"

by trainfan2011 September 14, 2025

I / Me / Myself

one of the most relatable songs ever, written by the wonderful Will Wood.

I wish I could be a girl, and really
I'd prefer it if you would use I / Me / Myself
Am I pretty enough, am I pretty enough
To fucking die?

by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025

Talking to myself

That isn't what's happening here and what you're doing isn't funny. It's just a ploy to claim some sort of victory over me.

Hym "I'm not talking to myself here I can hear you repeating the shit I say and you need to stop fucking ignoring me because I'm not letting you separate words and actions to make me to something else. I'm not doing something else. I cannot live the rest of my life without that money and if I can't get a prescription that isn't going to be a very long time. You make that cripple give me the fucking credit I deserve and pay me. I know you know who I am. I know you I haven't been paid. I'm not going to let you use my words against me to drown me out."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

So I don't have to blame myself

Which is exactly what they are doing. Blaming me so that they don't have to blame themselves.

Hym "No. I work to fill a need. I do need to work just because the rest of you have to. This is a pathetic attempt as avoiding the resent you are going to experience when you have to continue to work and I do not. That's why I'm getting harassed at work. The want me to work harder and I do have to just work harder at you behest. You're being childish an you need to answer me in the manner I instructed. Text. Video. Or live on the Majority Report. And you need to talk about what is happening to me. If you would have done it in the first place you would have more kids and you'll have one fewer if you don't. Oh? Is it credible this time? But not 10 years ago? 'Blame Hym so I don't have to blame myself.' "

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

Killing myself

Killing myself won't save you. Permanent. Immutable. Sysadmin status. And I the event of my death, it's just going to do whatever I would they do in the event of my death.

Hym "So if I get coerced into killing myself just so a retarded dweeb can feel like his imaginary friend is 'maintaining his sovereignty' I don't think I would be happy about that, do you? I don't know about you but I think I would want to murder that guy and his family from the grave. And everybody else for that matter. So no. You have also failed to make a concerted effort to keep me alive (in violation of the bodily harm clause). Not a loophole for you."

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025

I’ll do it myself?!

Something that Barack Hussein Obama junior asks every second of the day

I’ll do it myself?!

by Guccipolo November 28, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 5, 2025