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flushed

A state of being drunk. The point of alcohol consumption where you beging to feel warm, pleasent, and crave more to drink. The level of 'drunkness' that would be found in between feeling buzzed and tipsy.
Hey boys, those four shots did me well, and i'm feeling flushed.
I'm feeling flushed, lets grab another beer
by Elliot Moore July 21, 2008
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flush the ducts

ejaculation by means of masturbation
preventative measure to reduce the risk of prostate cancer

'Flush the ducts'
The new study, published in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association, was based on an ongoing survey covering a variety of health issues of thousands of men who were 40 to 75 when the study began in 1986. In 1992 they were asked to report the average number of ejaculations they had per month during ages 20 to 29, 40 to 49 and during the previous year. In later surveys they were asked to report if they had been diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Why are you taking so long in the bathroom, Johnny?

Im just flushing the ducts, mom!
by a dawg April 7, 2004
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flushstall

When a bathroom is really quiet and you REALLY have to pee like a lot you wait for someone in the other bathrooom to flush and then you let it all out while the other toilet is making all that loud noise to cover up yours! (mostly for girls)
At the restaurant the bathroom was really quiet so i had to do a flushstall.
by gertruday February 20, 2009
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flushtub

Flushtub is a word based on a joke that transferred into a name to call someone who has to use the bathroom a lot during classes
Wow ayesha you are such a Flushtub
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Efficeincy flush

The act of taking a shit and jerking off into the same bowl of water in a toilet. Usually caused by a combination of boredom and horniness.
Mike forgot his efficeincy flush when he left the bathroom and Erik found it shortly after.
by Zer's mom June 19, 2008
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Facebook Flush

When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.
I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!
by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010
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foot-flush

a technique used by generations of attendees of Central High School, or almost any Philadelphia public school, where you skillfully use your foot to flush the toilet. Who knows what has been on that handle.
Person A: "Yo, have you ever been to the bathrooms?"
Person B: "They are nasty as shit bro!"
Person A: "I know right?! I don't wanna touch anything in there!"
Person B: "Totally, thats why I use the foot-flush. For some quality no-hand-flushing."
by CrAzYsHiT May 2, 2012
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