A Feels Bad

Basically another way of saying something sucks.

Bro 1: Bro you just got a parking ticket bro
Bro 2: Damn bro, that's a feels bad

by Dioo July 9, 2019

Feels

One of the worst STDs you could possibly catch.

Ex:

Bro1: "Bro, I totally got it in last night with her, but I think I caught the feels!"

Bro2: "Negative, you better drop those feels now bro!"

by Malachor May 22, 2014

reese's feces taco

the delicious treat made when you fill your ass with crunchy peanut butter and chocolate sauce to make your crack look like an overstuffed mexican treat. mmmmmmmm....fiesta time!!!

My girlfriend choked on a giant hairball while eating my reese's feces taco, what a overeager fat whore.

by Doug Sang December 9, 2008

feeesh

Multiple fish

All the feeesh is so crunchy

by Bonobo September 12, 2014

feestuff

Stuff that’s ostensibly free, but where you pay for postage, packaging and admin to name but a few

Feestuff come with an invoice, no a price tag.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Feetsco

A canine with the ability to out-chase any ball, out-charm any human, out-warm any foot and that brings to mind the phrase, "I am a dog. I can't have a conversation and I can't buy anything from you because I have no pockets..."

We need a Feetsco around here.

You know what the answer to your problems is? Feetsco.

I need a Feetsco.

by RememberMe October 20, 2012

Feece’s Pieces

When somebody doesn’t completely wipe their butthole and has doo doo, skid marks and or pieces of poop that kind of resembles the popular candy Reese’s pieces but are indeed poo.

Larry;
Dude what is that smell ?
Chad ; Sorry man I didn’t have any toilet paper .
Larry; Fuck man you smell like Feece’s Pieces !

by lil pimp the drip god September 28, 2019