Freedom Wank

When a relationship is dead & buried, release those feelings of sadness & heart break...
Knock out a freedom wank & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to FREEDOMMMMM!!!

Note: Think of someone hotter than your ex.

Guy 1: Dude, are you o.k? You were totally depressed about splitting up with your ex.

Gut 2: Man I'm cool! I knocked out a Freedom Wank & now I am FRRREEEEeeee! Yeeee haaaaa!

by Fake_SJB October 15, 2010

freedom soda

a french variant of italian soda. consists of torani syrup, soda water, ice, and milk.

The "freedom" moniker is used because calling it "french" would be unamerican.

Like the freedom enjoyed by this drink's namesake, Freedom Soda is best made from borrowed talent (ie, stolen ingredients)

A: hey R, did you check otu the cherry vanilla freedom soda?
R: yeah, it was the bomb

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken October 20, 2010

freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.

Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.

by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017

Freeboobin'

When a woman goes braless.

Men have "freeballin'".

Yo, I just got home from work so I'm freeboobin'.

by ScarlettStoneSnow September 19, 2017

freedomize

To take over a country militarily with the promise of freedom; whilst the real purpose is to loot.

We need to freedomize Iran.

by freeieman March 6, 2018

freedom from

A person's right to not have something happen to them.

Regulation designed to limit what is legal on the basis of freeing people from slavery

Etymology:
A term coined by Peter Glasser, because this and freedom to would not carry as much baggage as the proper political science terms.

Prohibition was justified as freedom from alcohol

by namerealpseudonym January 16, 2019

Feelosofikal

Of or relating to the sensation of experiencing some sweet feels, dawg.

That dank herb drank got me feeling all feelosofikal.

by Mr.MelonFarmer March 9, 2019