Ethan

Ethan is that guy in your group chat who everyone hates but kinda likes, he shots innocent snakes and his brother often throws 2x4s at stray cats, also he just doesn't shut the Fuck up

You: *talking to your other friends with no worry Ethan will show up*
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan

by Nonyabuidness September 23, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is someone that will always puts a smile on your face. He cherishes your happiness over his own no matter what you do. You always need to treat him with love and respect because he will love you unconditionally.

Ethan is my best friend!
I can’t wait to marry Ethan!

by redheads do have souls March 20, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is 100% better than Joshua. (Joshua sucks)

Ethan is better than Joshua

by ETHANGOODJOSHUASUCKS November 22, 2021

Ethan

The coolest skater boi out there he can snowboard like no other he’s also a god at Fortnite.

“Yo that Ethan kid is a god he’s good at everything”.

by Juul pod April 23, 2019

Ethan

Somebody who is abnormally short.

Person 1: Did you see how short that man was? He was like 4' 8"!
Person 2: He must be an Ethan.

by dwere September 11, 2020

Ethan

Kind helpful person loves to game, and is obsessed and girls want to date him even competing

Ethan is so cute and sporty

by mr pickle 21 May 5, 2021

A Ethan

a person or thing that is really preppy or posh most of the time they're submissive and will instantly call you gay or a homo because you made a single joke that makes you sound gay they do this to compress there intense feelings for the same gender

wow he reminded the teacher that we have homework what a Ethan

by A Ethan September 18, 2022