Emergenweed

Weed stored ONLY for emergency purposes such as:

1) If there is ever a drought...
2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old - it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) If you get robbed
4) If the cops confiscate your MJ
5) If your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed

Jay: Dude, I heard you got pulled over by the cops and they took all your pot!
Ant: Duuuuuude, don't worry, man. I have my emergenweed at home.
Jay: Sweet. Let's smoke some weed.

by Louie Lupo July 30, 2011

Nip Nip Emergence

Nip Nip Emergence (n)

Nip Nip Emergence is what happens when a woman gets cold and/or wet and/or has a bad bra.

Nip Nip, as in nipples, and emergence as in a combination of emergency and emerging.

1. Person 1: Dude! Is this a good bra or a bad bra?
Person 2: Bad bra! You have some nip nip emergence going on!

2. Person 1: Damn! I'm soaked and freezing!
Person 2: Yeah, I could tell by the nip nip emergence.

by Tango December 10, 2004

national emergency

A phrase used when you want something real bad.

I want that wall so I'll declare a national emergency.

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

Emery

An emo but slightly screamo band on a Christian label.

Good songs include: Walls, The Secret, Fractions

Emery > You

by A big old cup o' poop. November 3, 2004

emery

The coolest kid alive

When i grow up i wanna be just like emery cause he is my hero

by scotty 1 June 4, 2004

emeril

the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"

by Bulldog January 30, 2003

Emery

Screamo band that is the epitome of awesome. Mixing lyrics that are both self-exploring as well as faintly spiritual, Emery blasts listeners with an unusually fresh sound. Their songs have a tendency to be intentionally profound, using rhythm breaks and escalating volumes to shout out a certain word or phrase. The main singer's (Toby's) voice is deeper and much more mellow than you'd expect, but he can stretch it to pleasing heights. There's also a screaming element that is basically background to the music and lyrics as a whole, but also captures this element of extremity that they obviously desire to show.

So far, they have two albums: The Weak's End and The Question. Both have their share of intense songs as well as quiet, escalating songs that seem to have a little more meaning to them.

Emery also throws a sweet concert, where the intensity of their music is greatly emphasized. Moshers will love them.

Best songs:

Walls, Ponytale Parades, Fractions, Under Serious Attack, So Cold I Can See My Breath, Studying Politics

Bill: I like to divide
Tod: Well then you'd like Fractions by Emery an awesome band.

by Audio August 30, 2005