Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.

Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.

by Dick November 22, 2004

Eddie Leigh

a pussy

Eddie Leigh has rosie red cheeks and looks like a lesbian.

by Cameran Carr October 19, 2010

Eddie Owada

a very handsome man,who has a angry personality when you first meet them but an amazing caring person once you meet him, he has freckles, pretty grey-green eyes that match his smoke perfectly, he has an amazing personality and his laugh is the best thing ever. He is very overprotective over the people he loves or cares about and he gets angry quick. He dyes his hair quite a bit, But he has no flaws to them, and he gets excited over small things. He is very handsome and important to a lot of people, and I think he's a very snazzy person. :

you don't need an example to understand how great Eddie Owada is

by BugMan_01 June 25, 2021

Eddy malou

"Hi sir Fidel, my father's name is the one of the greatest scientist of democratic republic of Congo, Eddy malou (E, double D, Y hyphen M, A, L, O, U) that is it means the esteem of KNOWLEDGE, the ones who knows lots of things"

"...the congolexicomatization of market laws, please..."

"-Do you know rollerblades ?

-Yes, it's all about this, because, when we speak about reller, we can see nuclearity."

It's a next eddy malou level of bullshit

by genesis maraboutator October 1, 2017

drunk Eddie

An alcoholic degenerate of the worst kind

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

Speddy Eddie

An individual of limited intellectual ability who grunts periodically

Bob is such a speddy eddie, he ran over his mother again.

by IcecoldBob March 25, 2022

front eddy

Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.

"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."

by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 7, 2015